Source: The Independent

For Vicki Racimo - Just to Balance Her Day
February 21, 2014 | 01:49 AM


"What are you doing in my bedroom?"

"Well, Mommy, I actually thought I was in the kitchen."

"No Ronnie, you're in my bedroom. How can I help you?"

"Well, I was hungry and hoping for a nice piece of tender chicken or veal cutlet to eat."

"So sorry Ronnie. Nothing like that here to eat. But how about a nice piece of aged, bottom-round roast beef?"

"Well, actually, maybe, Yes. I love that too. In fact, I remember the time I was out on the range wrangling herds of cattle on Death Valley Days !"

"Stick to the point Mr. President. Do you want roast beef or not?"

LOL, Bill Crandall

Bill Crandall