Source: The Independent

In Bed with JFK and Jackie
February 19, 2014 | 12:56 PM

"What are you doing in my bedroom?"

"Well, 'Little John' and I thought we'd pay you a visit."

"But it's Tuesday. Isn't this your night with Marilyn or Judy?"

"Well, ah, ah, Marilyn is still tied up on the West Coast, and Sam Giancana just cut off my oats in Chicago (Judith Exner Campbell)."

"Gee honey, that's a tough break. Couldn't you have called Mimi, or Sally, or Jane?"

"Well, I did. But they never called back. So now, there is only you. My one-and-only."

"Thanks so much Jack! But the night is young and it's not too late. Maybe call Bobby for one of his "sloppy seconds" in town?".

Well, I thought of that, but I'm really tired and just want to get this over with. Big day tomorrow with the Cubans and Russians, you know!"

"But of course Jack. What would you like to do?"

"I don't know. What do you do?"

Bill Crandall

Bill Crandall