Source: The Independent

Fun Note from Bill
December 04, 2013 | 06:20 AM

Hey Jerry ... First, you went wrong at the Japanese restaurant. A double of aged Glenlivet ("neat") would have served you much better.

But when you got home, you did the right thing. A straight-up martini with seven olives (Manzanilla being my favorite "stuffed" brand) in a wonderful Absolute Citron or Grey Goose blend of your choice, I assume.

Forget about our beloved NY Giants, Shlomo, the "Beautiful Judy Licht", or anything else. This is the way to "go" at any point. And the next day, if you make it, order a pizza with "The Works." LOL, Bill

Bill Crandall