Source: The Independent

November 05, 2013 | 08:47 PM

Hey Jerry,

Just read your "depression list" and it's pretty good. But you really don't need to do anything special to get depressed.

Just keep going home every night to same woman who says you look depressed or waking up to her face every morning, and of course you'll be depressed ... in a blink.

Which should make her very happy!

My simple advice for you is that the next time Judy says you look depressed, just say, "You're right honey. I am. You're still here."

LOL, Bill

Bill Crandall