Source: The Independent

Blast from the Past
June 19, 2013 | 11:36 PM

Everyone loves a good fart joke or anecdote. I don't know why, but we do. Brings out the "little kid" in us, I think.

Which reminds me of the time, many years ago, when my second beautiful ex-wife woke me up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night to chastise me for farting in bed. Told me I should have been more considerate and left the bedroom to take care of such business. At a minimum, to at least say "Excuse me" (in my sleep?)

We were only married for about one year at the time and, thank God, were divorced six months later. Really made me appreciate my first wife of 15 years (God bless her.)

Still, things might have gone differently for me the second time around if we had a dog that I could pin the rap on. LOL, Bill

Bill Crandall