Source: The Independent

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HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA’S SPEECHES

by Jerry Della Femina

October 02, 2013

Barack Obama has one of the greatest speaking voices of any president in our nation’s history.

He ranks as a speaker right up there with Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt and John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

So why are so many people, both Democrats and Republicans, tuning him out? It could be the content of his speeches.

Please take what follows in the spirit it is intended: to give you a smile.

Because this is a wonderful new game that a number of my friends have sent me.

HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA’S SPEECHES

I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one.

Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just cut out this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech . . .

Rules for Bullsh*t Bingo:

1. Before Barack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullsh*t Bingo” card.

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSH*T!”