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Retirement? What's That?
February 12, 2014 | 02:25 AM

Jerry ... First, if you're doing something (anything) that you really love, never retire! Because if you do, you'll soon die from boredom following your "beautiful" wife's (or any wife's) agenda.

Next, remote living locations like Florida and Arizona are certain invitations to death, so avoid them. Nobody there is actually doing anything financially important except smuggling drugs.

Last, and as the Jefferson Airplane's Grace Slick once sang, "You're only as pretty as you feel". And so, as our beloved Gerry Garcia also once sang, "Keep one truckin". Bill

Bill Crandall
2107 Capeletti Front Tile
Gurney's Inn