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October 02, 2013
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Jerry's Ink


HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA'S SPEECHES



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Barack Obama has one of the greatest speaking voices of any president in our nation's history.

He ranks as a speaker right up there with Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt and John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

So why are so many people, both Democrats and Republicans, tuning him out? It could be the content of his speeches.

Please take what follows in the spirit it is intended: to give you a smile.

Because this is a wonderful new game that a number of my friends have sent me.

HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA'S SPEECHES

I used to avoid listening to Obama's speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one.

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just cut out this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech . . .

Rules for Bullsh*t Bingo:

1. Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullsh*t Bingo" card.

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSH*T!"

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    No More Speeches from Anyone
    October 03, 2013 | 09:03 PM

    Hey Jerry ...

    Given today's nutjob attack on the White House and Capitol in D.C. by some crazed woman from CT, driving a Lexus, fleeing from the police at 85 MPH (with a kid in the car), and imagine this ...

    Along the way, she crashes into Obama and Biden, who happen to be together in a FIAT 500 (LOL). Both of them are killed instantly and John Boehner becomes the new POTUS. And his new VP is Ted Cruz, so Boehner can try to get legitimately elected in 2016. What do you think?

    Then, maybe Eric Cantor as Chief of Staff. Mitch McConnell as Secretary of State. Mark Ryan as Secretary of Defense. And John Bolton as Attorney General. OMG!

    I know you never reply to posts on on The Indy, but who exactly would you rather have as President of the United States right now? Inquiring minds want to know. And please name somebody who is still alive.

    Best always, Bill

    Bill Crandall
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    Bull Shit
    October 04, 2013 | 01:35 PM

    Mr. Jerry, you are an award winner of Hypocrisy...,and more. Were do you come from to dare to lecture about " Bull Shit" , especially insulting our / your president. ( Like it or not) .
    You are the one who invented this "art"- "Bull Shit"- Proof.. every single one of your Infantile,Ridicules,Nonsensical, ludicrous,Idiotic, Based on wrong facts articles,are documented evidence. Free speech is not freedom to insult, especially a President that was elected by a large majority of citizens. Do you understand "Majority" . Democracy??
    Probably not, and why should you? you, one who managed to get yourself a "Police record " as soon as you arrived here, in "East Hampton " .
    Please live up to your threat, to move- migrate to Italy.


    Edward A. Wagschal
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    Crandall you are a merlin
    October 09, 2013 | 04:10 PM

    All knowing and all seeing.

    Bobby O
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    Hey Wagschal
    October 09, 2013 | 04:34 PM

    You obviously don't understand the First Amendment of this country, the Freedom to Insult is one of our greatest freedoms! Get back on your Russian boat and go to your communist country.

    Tom Sands
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